I just sent this to Drakes dad and I am CRYING
Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
when the teacher forgets that there was homework and someone makes sure to remind her that there was
me on the first day of school… by Chad Martin
sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….