i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.
Oh Jesus …
Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious
I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB
my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything